Hot Dogs in The Onion
I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this piece in the Onion titled “C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger”. Classic. The best line:
“I should have noticed something was wrong weeks ago, when Prince, who has always had a certain fascination with the sausage races, expressed delight that we had ‘signed Cleveland’s huge chili cheese dog’ and welcomed C.C. to the team by coating him liberally with celery salt and mustard,” said manager Ned Yost.