This just in: new HDJ coming to Quincy
Very few people know this, but there was a time when Milkbone was a highly classified military project called, simply, Weapon HD. The government implanted him with next-gen hot dog-sensing technology that gives him the ability to tell almost immediately when a new hot dog joint opens within a 25-mile radius of his present location. Unfortunately, he also discovered that it gave him wireless access to the Spice Channel 24/7, so that takes up most of his time.
However, Milkbone has just informed me that Quincy center is getting a new joint called “Dirty Dogs Burgers and More.” Apparently opens Monday, 4/11. We’ll give them some time to get their rhythm going and will report from the scene.