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This just in: new HDJ coming to Quincy

April 6, 2010
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Very few people know this, but there was a time when Milkbone was a highly classified military project called, simply, Weapon HD. The government implanted him with next-gen hot dog-sensing technology that gives him the ability to tell almost immediately when a new hot dog joint opens within a 25-mile radius of his present location. Unfortunately, he also discovered that it gave him wireless access to the Spice Channel 24/7, so that takes up most of his time.

However, Milkbone has just informed me that Quincy center is getting a new joint called “Dirty Dogs Burgers and More.” Apparently opens Monday, 4/11. We’ll give them some time to get their rhythm going and will report from the scene.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Milkbone permalink*
    April 7, 2010 7:43 am

    I can also occassionally pick up Rhode Island PBS stations if the weather is right….but I must admit, Antiques Roadshow’s got nuthin’ on the Spice Network. Bow wow.

  2. April 7, 2010 2:24 pm

    We need to get Milkbone’s radius extended to cover MetroBoston–this is a valuable superpower! Much better than flying, but not as good as x-ray vision.

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